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== The Cat in the Hat on Aging == | == The Cat in the Hat on Aging == | ||
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Revision as of 11:51, 27 December 2006
The Cat in the Hat on Aging
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh, my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad -- can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass
