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== The Cat in the Hat on Aging == | == The Cat in the Hat on Aging == | ||
| − | I cannot see | + | [[Image:Drsuess.jpg|right]] |
| − | + | I cannot see<br> | |
| − | I cannot pee | + | I cannot pee<br> |
| − | + | I cannot chew<br> | |
| − | I cannot chew | + | I cannot screw<br> |
| − | + | Oh, my God, what can I do?<br> | |
| − | I cannot screw | + | My memory shrinks<br> |
| − | + | My hearing stinks<br> | |
| − | Oh, my God, what can I do? | + | No sense of smell<br> |
| − | + | I look like hell<br> | |
| − | My memory shrinks | + | My mood is bad -- can you tell?<br> |
| − | + | My body's drooping<br> | |
| − | My hearing stinks | + | Have trouble pooping<br> |
| − | + | The Golden Years have come at last<br> | |
| − | No sense of smell | ||
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| − | I look like hell | ||
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| − | My mood is bad -- can you tell? | ||
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| − | My body's drooping | ||
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| − | Have trouble pooping | ||
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| − | The Golden Years have come at last | ||
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The Golden Years can kiss my ass | The Golden Years can kiss my ass | ||
Latest revision as of 11:57, 27 December 2006
The Cat in the Hat on Aging
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh, my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad -- can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass
